Fresh Tweets From the Chaotic Realm of Twitter (January 8, 2023)

Happy Sunday, freaks and weirdos. Does anyone else feel the “Sunday Scaries” looming over their shoulder? I’d like to say that it “couldn’t be me,” but alas. Even when your job involves scrolling through (and judging) internet things that are supposed to be funny, Monday isn’t exactly a day I look forward to. Only an hour before I started typing this I was flabbergasted by the fact that it was already the ass end of the week. And that’s largely due to the fact that Saturday was a blur of near-comatose recovery from the hell of the week before. Time flies when you’re beaten down by existence. Anyway. If you, too, have felt disconnected from the world, we’ve got a bit of a solution. While we can’t bring you more hours to do stuff with your loved ones, we can catch you up on what has been going on in the Twitterverse over the last few days. Funny jokes. Cute animals. You know, the usual. They may not be the world’s best tweets, but they will probably bring a smile to your face. And they certainly beat waiting in dread for that 6:00 AM alarm tomorrow.