When you work a full 40-50 hours in a week, by Friday, you’re looking for sweet release. Whether your tallying spreadsheets, teaching kiddos their times-tables, or operating heavy machinery, when it’s 5PM, it’s time to turn up. Happy hour was invented for the working class, so please take advantage of this fortuitous window where drinks are $2 off and apps are basically free. Soak up a beer or ten this weekend to really remind yourself what it’s like to be a living real person, instead of the zombified, adulting version of yourself that pays bills and clocks in on Monday morning. It’s time to let your hair down.