Random Thoughts and Funny One-Liners From the Minds of Twitter

Happy Monday, people. And a very happy Lunar New Year to all who celebrate. I, for one, am suffering due to some serious Lunar New Year celebrations. And no, I’m not hungover. I’m weary from eating roughly one thousand dumplings, 400 egg rolls, and many, many clementines. We had shrimp dumplings, pork dumplings, spicy pork dumplings, and wonderfully mushroomy veggie dumplings to top things all off. Every year my friends and I get together for this dumpling fest, and every year I forget about how damaging it is to my body and brain. Thankfully, my job consists mostly of looking at funny things and then collecting said funny things to share with you. So today’s random meme gallery is one that doesn’t require much brain power and certainly doesn’t require a low-sodium diet. Have at ’em.