Stay at Home Memes of the Week for Happily Secluded Introverts Who Always Choose Self Checkout (December 28, 2022)

Remember your Myspace top 8? Back in the day, it was always a struggle to find (and then rank) your top 8 friends because you just had so many to choose from. As an adult, things are a bit different. If Myspace existed now, it would be more of a struggle to even recall the last time you spoke to 8 different people let alone classifying all eight of those people as “friends”. 

Adulthood facilitates introversion— you work 8 hours a day, you have errands to run, and then guess what, nobody wants to put on uncomfortable clothes so they can meet their pseudo-friends at a loud bar where they’ll have to yell over pop music tracks to make conversation. No no no, after a long day, all any introvert wants to do is slip into a pair of sweats after a warm shower, cozy up on the couch, and binge watch a new Netflix crime docuseries. Let’s all just be honest with ourselves.