Happy Sunday, programmers! I may not be one of you, but I understand your struggle. One of my best friends in college was a computer science major, so I know exactly what it’s like! Just kidding! I know I could not have lived the life that he did. I was sitting pretty getting a simple little liberal arts degree while this man had to stay up for 48 hours at a time to finish a singular project. Most of the time, he was just a cool bisexual stoner who just happened to be a STEM kid as well. But during finals week, this man consumed more Monster Energy Drinks than I’ve ever seen a person consume. He barely got his computer science degree, but I was so happy for him when he did. This man inspired anyone who wanted to do as little work as possible and still get a great job after college.