Top Creative Insults of the Week (March 3, 2023)

We all spend a fair amount of time scrolling our lives away on the Internet, and sometimes it feels as though it’s for naught. But if the internet’s good for anything, it’s seeing strangers get roasted and toasted in public forums, whether it’s in a Twitter thread or the comments on any given subreddit. You’ll never catch us being okay with cyberbullying— being cruel or threatening folks online is never okay, and that’s not what this here compilation is about. This is all about appreciating the clever and creative trolls who are wholly (and perpetually) dedicated to crafting the perfect harmless, yet intelligent, burn. Whether a good insult is dished out in the style of a quick quip or an epic monologue, we love to see how creative those crafty internet poets can get on the world wide web.