Trisha Paytas Finally Gives Birth to Baby Girl, The Internet Reacts

Internet fans, social media obsessives, rabid conspiracy theorists. The moment we have been waiting on for the past week is finally here: Trisha Paytas has finally given birth to her baby girl. As of yesterday, Paytas announced on Twitter that she and her husband Moses Hacmon had welcomed Malibu Barbie Paytas Hacmon into the world, weighing a healthy 8lb 9oz. 

This event would be momentous enough online news in a slow week. After the insane build up that surrounded the pregnancy, though, it’s fair to say that everybody freaked out twice as hard as they would otherwise. Many of Trisha’s well wishers are still convinced that her daughter is the next incarnation of Queen Elizabeth II, and they have responded accordingly. Oh, and did we put enough emphasis on the highly camp name that has been chosen for the baby? As births go, this has been one for the history books. Here’s hoping the rest of this kid’s life isn’t quite so insane.