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I saw an online ad: "For Sale - One York Peppermint Patty. Mint Condition." Sign at a propane filling station: "Thank heaven for little grills." On the church questionnaire, the elderly lady filled out all but the address; when it came to 'zip,' she wrote, 'Normal for my age.' A chrysanthemum by any other name would be much easier to spell. Why is it that whenever we bounce a check, the bank will

I saw an online ad: "For Sale - One York Peppermint Patty. Mint Condition." Sign at a propane filling station: "Thank heaven for little grills." On the church questionnaire, the elderly lady filled out all but the address; when it came to 'zip,' she wrote, 'Normal for my age.' A chrysanthemum by any other name would be…
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