You May Have a Serious Junk Problem If...
- Hide when the doorbell rings. - Wear your coat when you answer the door so your caller will think you were just leaving. - Wait till after dark to pull the car into the garage. - Live in fear that someone you respect may someday open one of your closets. - Have to think about how to cross a room. - Finally find the Christmas tree lights while hunting for the Easter baskets. - Finally replace a b

- Hide when the doorbell rings. - Wear your coat when you answer the door so your caller will think you were just leaving. - Wait till after dark to pull the car into the garage. - Live in fear that someone you respect may someday open one of your closets. - Have to think about how to cross a room. - Finally find the C…
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